The tutor was asking her students, "How many script are in the alphabet?".
A believer expected, "18".
The tutor expected, "Why 18?"
The believer expected, "Seeing as ET departed in a UFO and was chased by the CIA"
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By now, everyone has heard of the Air Force's ultra-high-security, super-secret base in Nevada, informal directly as "Swathe 51." Late one afternoon, the Air Force household out at Swathe 51 were very astonished to see a Cessna landing at their "secret" base. They quickly impounded the aircraft and hauled the pilot arrived an interrogation room.
The pilot's story was that he took off from Vegas, got lost, and spotted the Underside unbiased as he was about to run out of encourage. The Air Force started a packed FBI stuff deter on the pilot and alleged him overnight in the investigation.
By the closest day, they were in the end clear-cut that the pilot very was lost and wasn't a spy. They gassed up his jet, gave him a terrifying "you-did-not-see-a-base" instructions, intimate considering terrorization of utilization the rest of his life in put behind bars, told him Vegas was that-a-way on such-and-such a description, and sent him on his way.
The closest day, to the complete suspicion of the Air Force, the same Cessna showed up over. Afterward over, the MP's enclosed the plane... simply this time put forward were two people in the plane.
The same pilot jumped out and expected, "Do whatsoever you be inclined to to me, but my wife is in the plane and you possess to tell her where on earth I was last night!"
[ DISCLAIMER: UFOs are serious certain but that doesn't mean we can't possess a unimportant fun now and in addition to.
Appreciation to my link PoD, BZTOONS.com ">Paranormal Plan Partnership.org -SW ]
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