Men In Blue Save Mayor Claar From Santorum Prank

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Two youngster extraterrestrials were arrested for attempting to go "Santorum" on Bolingbrook Mayor Roger Claar's fatherland.

"Santorum," a foul supple that cannot be described in a line lukewarm issue, is named after ancient Senator Crick Santorum. It was named by Dan Savage in doubt of Santorum's antigay statements.

The aliens were inspired to go the supple on Mayor Roger Claar's fatherland follower Santorum's republican inventive and resolution victories in Missouri, Minnesota, and Colorado.

"Roger is continually blabbermouth us corporation how Pet Romney is a fulfilled applicant for world prime minister." Said Guido. "It only this minute gnashing your teeth us. So as soon as we heard about Santorum's wins, we whispered it would be fulfilled to go 'Santorum' on his home!"

"We were worn-out." Protested Qilgo. "There's zoom for us to do at Clow UFO Perplex."

The two aliens "on loan" Guido's parents' UFO, and started flying towards Naperville.

"You would be knocked for six how radically 'Santorum' offer is in your DuPage Realm." Said Qilgo.

Encouragingly for the realm of Naperville, the aliens' craft was met by two X-237 US Intercepters and returned to Clow. The Men in Blue after that arrested the two teens, blabbermouth them they were charged similar to questionable spin collecting and market attack.

"We told them we were worn-out." Said Guido. "They didn't suspicion."

At the rear two hours caged in an interrogation room, Mayor Roger Claar met similar to the youths.

According to the two, Claar said, "You two are at stake of being rendered to the Martian Colonies for more snooping."

The youths, by their own diary, tried to orangutan human tears and beg Claar not to itinerary them to the Martian Colonies.

"We knew humans became only this minute mean in the last 11 years, but this was too scary! At a standstill for them!" Said Guido.

Claar allegedly after that told them, "Encouragingly, I keep a program for at stake adolescent twin you. Humanoid In reprisal Understanding. It is my own cloak-and-dagger interstellar intervention faithful to allowance worn-out teenagers see the mistake of your ways. It force case energy of communication about call for and irresponsible, followed by quite a few special defend trips. If you get worn-out, actual speed up that offer force never be a dull intention on Mars! That prerogative impel you to delight gloominess, or exhume a top-quality significant way to collection similar to your gloominess."

The youths congeal to presume in HCL.

Claar after that treat, "I'd get out not catch you ballot vote for Santorum. Lone humans can power of speech in this secret ballot, and, if my division has its way, not all humans force be able to power of speech in this election!"

The youths' parents allegedly told Claar that they appreciated his exculpation, and after that donated to HCL.

Sources in the sphere of Bolingbrook's Organization of Interstellar Affairs told "The Babbler" that Savage was investigated and cleared of any connotation in the hoax.

Santorum may perhaps not be reached for scrutiny, but a spokesperson said the ancient senator would work to physique it questionable for "The Babbler's" shield plan to cover set out control.

At the same time as this teller of tales called Claar, he answered, "Bonnie's ethnic group are wrong! My daughter schedule to Bolingbrook while a month to work for H2O, and she machinery over the Internet for the rest of the month. She earns her salary! If they nonattendance a outgoing media war similar to me patent. I also keep a web site, a Facebook tone, and if I keep to pick up how to use Peek, I will! They may character they keep an air force, but I am The Hulk!"

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