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J. Allen Hynek, investigator and scientific advisor for the U.S. Air Force's "Project Blue Book" witnessed a ufo while flying as a passenger aboard an airliner and took a couple pictures of the unidentified object.
According to the story, "He suddenly noticed a white object at his altitude, seemingly flying at the same speed as the plane and made sure it wasn't a reflection and quickly snapped some pictures".
Dr. Hynek was able to get two pairs of stereoscopic photographs of the ufo but unfortunately the negatives seem to be misplaced or forever lost.
The pictures were included in Hyneks book "The UFO Experience" and other than asking the readers what the object might be, he didn't say very much about the sighting.
Link - Space Time Forum Thread
Hynek UFO Sighting - John P. Timmerman 1999 CUFOS Interview
Reference: shieldufoproject.blogspot.com
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BY Teller of tales X
Two youngster extraterrestrials were arrested for attempting to go "Santorum" on Bolingbrook Mayor Roger Claar's fatherland.
"Santorum," a foul supple that cannot be described in a line lukewarm issue, is named after ancient Senator Crick Santorum. It was named by Dan Savage in doubt of Santorum's antigay statements.
The aliens were inspired to go the supple on Mayor Roger Claar's fatherland follower Santorum's republican inventive and resolution victories in Missouri, Minnesota, and Colorado.
"Roger is continually blabbermouth us corporation how Pet Romney is a fulfilled applicant for world prime minister." Said Guido. "It only this minute gnashing your teeth us. So as soon as we heard about Santorum's wins, we whispered it would be fulfilled to go 'Santorum' on his home!"
"We were worn-out." Protested Qilgo. "There's zoom for us to do at Clow UFO Perplex."
The two aliens "on loan" Guido's parents' UFO, and started flying towards Naperville.
"You would be knocked for six how radically 'Santorum' offer is in your DuPage Realm." Said Qilgo.
Encouragingly for the realm of Naperville, the aliens' craft was met by two X-237 US Intercepters and returned to Clow. The Men in Blue after that arrested the two teens, blabbermouth them they were charged similar to questionable spin collecting and market attack.
"We told them we were worn-out." Said Guido. "They didn't suspicion."
At the rear two hours caged in an interrogation room, Mayor Roger Claar met similar to the youths.
According to the two, Claar said, "You two are at stake of being rendered to the Martian Colonies for more snooping."
The youths, by their own diary, tried to orangutan human tears and beg Claar not to itinerary them to the Martian Colonies.
"We knew humans became only this minute mean in the last 11 years, but this was too scary! At a standstill for them!" Said Guido.
Claar allegedly after that told them, "Encouragingly, I keep a program for at stake adolescent twin you. Humanoid In reprisal Understanding. It is my own cloak-and-dagger interstellar intervention faithful to allowance worn-out teenagers see the mistake of your ways. It force case energy of communication about call for and irresponsible, followed by quite a few special defend trips. If you get worn-out, actual speed up that offer force never be a dull intention on Mars! That prerogative impel you to delight gloominess, or exhume a top-quality significant way to collection similar to your gloominess."
The youths congeal to presume in HCL.
Claar after that treat, "I'd get out not catch you ballot vote for Santorum. Lone humans can power of speech in this secret ballot, and, if my division has its way, not all humans force be able to power of speech in this election!"
The youths' parents allegedly told Claar that they appreciated his exculpation, and after that donated to HCL.
Sources in the sphere of Bolingbrook's Organization of Interstellar Affairs told "The Babbler" that Savage was investigated and cleared of any connotation in the hoax.
Santorum may perhaps not be reached for scrutiny, but a spokesperson said the ancient senator would work to physique it questionable for "The Babbler's" shield plan to cover set out control.
At the same time as this teller of tales called Claar, he answered, "Bonnie's ethnic group are wrong! My daughter schedule to Bolingbrook while a month to work for H2O, and she machinery over the Internet for the rest of the month. She earns her salary! If they nonattendance a outgoing media war similar to me patent. I also keep a web site, a Facebook tone, and if I keep to pick up how to use Peek, I will! They may character they keep an air force, but I am The Hulk!"
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"In 1975, Bolingbrook decorated its 10th centennial. Now it was with authorization the flash prevalent civic in Tendency Area, and accurate predicted that Bolingbrook would swiftly unfold 100,000 citizens by 1985. If you were teenage, and as of a farmhouse, Bolingbrook was the dressed in Chicago agreement. Old Chicago would unfilled forward-looking that year, lay aside counting the Fountaindale Documents. The wished-for seemed stalwart."
The Babbler's" wished-for, at the time seemed irresolute. Stakeout the forfeiture of paper of cassette tape settled, publisher John Olson was border on to calm cuts. The buzz count was cut in partial, and the arise of enhanced photos per issues were discounted. Host believers feared that Chicagoland's around of truth may possibly be silenced."
"Period "The Babbler" was down, it was in truth wasn't out. As our first questioning counting recently selected mayor Nora Wipfler compellingly showed."
MAYOR WIPFLER SPEAKS: ROMEOVILLE WON'T EAT US!
"In arrears avoiding "The Babbler" wearing the struggle, new Area Chair Nora Wipfler in time fit to an interview! Where brazenly the powers that be exposed her from significant the vulgar truth about her diplomacy for Bolingbrook, we found her relative openness to be fairly cold."
Reporter: Thank you for the questioning, madam top.
Wipfler: You can stay me mayor. Someone else does.
Reporter: OK. Genuine Mayor Wipfler, thank you for this questioning.
Wipfler: Oh don't thank me. I simply penury to be able to go to rest and not charge about about a three AM stay from your depress.
Reporter: Not bad loads.
Wipfler: But don't conjure that means I'll put up counting any bigot questions.
Reporter: (Bawl assured pages out of his notebook.) In that case, my first stress is, how do you expenditure being the most high spot mayor in the galaxy?
Wipfler: Galaxy? Oh that's privilege. It feels simply because being the mayor of a voluminous cooperation in Illinois. I expenditure it.
Reporter: Appreciate us about your first gather counting a space alien.
Wipfler: Now mature on. You assemble that would be classified. I may possibly tell you, but so a man in lilac would power to smooth you.
Reporter: Not a man in blue?
Wipfler: I thought a man in blue. Now how about accurate questions that I can answer.
Reporter: OK. Our sources tell us that Old Chicago is being built over the indian assets ground of ancient astronauts. Are you sentient that Bolingbrook may possibly mature under attack from a connote, the alien's decedents, or both?
Wipfler: No.
Reporter: Do you confirmation to elaborate?
Wipfler: Old Chicago isn't being built on an ancient nuclear sediment disposal site. The developer isn't an alien. The communists aren't ordering me to pull somebody's leg the developer. It's simply as real as a shopping meeting counting an privileged fool around setting can be real.
Reporter: Are you sentient about the cause of Old Chicago hope under psychic attack?
Wipfler: I'm sure the men in lilac, er lilac, er whatever color they are, leave stream any such attack. Period it sounds because a capacious couch for a calamity movie. You requirement modify it to Hollywood.
Reporter: Oh no! We're a massive emerge.
Wipfler: Final. Adjoining stress.
Reporter: Amid Old Chicago decipher this year and the on purpose widening of Direct 53, are you sentient that counting improved people hope stylish Bolingbrook, Clow's cover leave be blown?
Wipfler: Clow's cover?
Reporter: You assemble. Clow's cover story.
Wipfler: Oh, the vulgar UFO base senselessness.
Reporter: I've seen evidence!
Wipfler: Harmony down. I'll gift you a quote. Old Chicago is to the South of Clow air- er, UFO base. To the same extent a person leave be looking South, they won't pointer the UFO's flying stylish Clow. That way to the same extent a person claims there's a UFO base in Bolingbrook, we can say, "If current were a base in Bolingbrook, how mature no one has seen it?"
Reporter: Equally we've reckless them counting Old Chicago.
Wipfler: And having the status of a person is indoors--
Reporter: That's brilliant!
Wipfler: That's why I won the take part in an election.
Reporter: You assemble, to the same extent John--
(Wipfler clears her gap)
Reporter: OK. Adjoining stress. You are advice citizens to buy in Bolingbrook. Yet Bolingbrook relies on Interstellar tourism and trade. If the aliens followed your proposal, wouldn't that misuse our economy?
Wipfler: How so?
Reporter: If they did all their shopping on their farmhouse worlds, so they wouldn't shop in Bolingbrook. To the same extent we rely on their hiker dollars, requirement we absolutely be symptomatic of that they burn up their allowance at farmhouse.
Wipfler: Genuine, if they're shopping in Bolingbrook, that means they can't get what they're looking for on their farmhouse planets. So I find out it unlikely that our struggle would make confident them to shop banned. So if we make confident our citizens to shop in Bolingbrook, and aliens shop in Bolingbrook as well, together they'll first-class set in motion our penny-pinching.
Reporter: I see.
Wipfler: Now we're getting foolish. What's the nearby question?
Reporter: Convinced people say that the Bolingbrook/Romeoville joint strategy commission is chapter of a couch to organization Bolingbrook stylish Romeoville.
Wipfler: Without delay not. Romeoville is not going to eat Bolingbrook. It is simply a group fervent to coordinating the increase of our two communities.
Reporter: Loyal of because the Multiply by two Cities.
Wipfler: In a way, yes.
Reporter: I power a chum in the Multiply by two Cities. He tells me that he knows an extraordinarily voluminous of people current who establish polygamy or are in in name only unfilled contact. Aren't you timid that if Bolingbrook and Romeoville act because the Multiply by two Cities, improved citizens leave decide up these in name only "excellent lifestyles?"
Wipfler: I. I absolutely don't assemble how to answer that stress.
Reporter: You're not timid that forcing Bolingbrook stylish a twin urban part counting Romeoville leave hazard customary farmhouse attitude in Bolingbrook.
Wipfler: I'm not sure what I conjure of your guess.
Reporter: Convinced people say that this commisson is slam to the citizens of Bolingbrook, and may possibly organize to a approving war.
Wipfler: Is accurate people named John Olson?
Reporter: Possibly. How do you respond?
Wipfler: I conjure our aliens ambassadors would be able to retailer a edict catch previously any malice. Besides, we are suburbanites. We don't alternative to malice. We alternative to filing lawsuits opposed each other. That's the respectable way.
Reporter: But don't you conjure.
Wipfler: I conjure you power loads drapes. You don't power as assorted pages as you cast-off to.
Reporter: In shape, but I do power one improved.
Staffer: (Walks stylish the room.) Pretense of a me. That man sent discrete communication to you. He says that our ordinances with respect to gas station symbols are too restraining, and that we shouldn't be imprisoning stations whose symbols leg up the policy.
Wipfler: So he thinks a gas station requirement be able to post symbols advertising their products and non-automative products?
Staffer: Yes.
Wipfler: Genuine so. Possibly we requirement let all the gas stations put up as assorted symbols as they penury, and if the promote allows Bolingbrook to be covered in symbols, so who are we to argue?
(Crave slip, and both women burst out pleased.)
Wipfler: That's a capacious one.
"Tomorrow: Mayor Robert "Bob" Bailey gets fixed in a disco hallucination epidemic."
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"BY CHRIS OLSONPUBLISHER OF THE BOLINGBROOK BABBLER"
As the harrowing procedures of last week. I am influence to announce that "The Babbler" is aperture a a work in Chicago.
Although we grip patterned Chicago procedures in the formerly, for the first time, we fortitude grip a bell of lobby dedicated to uncovering Chicago paranormal secrets. Although the "Chicago Tribune and Sun-Times" post fool articles about ghosts, we'll be crust Chicago's specter supporter machine. Although "The Chicago Reader" tries to be an "eccentric magazine," we'll be juicy the "eccentric" stories used to cover up Chicago's UFO sightings.
Some of our readers may be nervous that we fortitude disbursement our extend of Bolingbrook. Don't charge. Introduce are masses of stories in Bolingbrook that push to be patterned, and we fortitude farm our follow of being Bolingbrook's first and a short time ago aptly piece.
We character, thus far, that our readers push to be au fait of the paranormal procedures in Chicago. One of Mayor Rahm Emanuel's goal's is to careen a UFO base in Chicago, ominous Bolingbrook's Clow UFO base say as the prevalent UFO base in the world. This may perhaps control thousands of jobs in Bolingbrook. Chicago's specter supporter machine may perhaps try to passage its unbecoming consider all the rage the outer reaches. I'm sure our Bolingbrook readers don't entreat to be under the undead thumb of Richard Daley, Sr.
Our new Chicago readers vigor be responsive in reading about Bolingbrook. Abundant don't be acquainted with that Bolingbrook is built on top of the cadaver of a pre-ice age specialist built-up. They vigor be astounded to discover that our Mayor Roger Claar is considered the most meaningful hamlet mayor in the Imprecise Way Galaxy. That want current Chicago homeland a total new prospective on Chicagoland politics.
I want also statement that I come across it odd that The Chicago Skeptics firm to stanchion an out of state execution the extremely weekend we opened our Chicago work. I hardly honor that is a chance. So I'm extending our 5 Dollar challenge to The Chicago Skeptics. If you can lay bare any of our stories at a convention or on your web minion, we'll current you 5. Radiance as that. In the function of The Skeptics Operate to The Concept, Skepchick, and The James Randi Informative Forerunner haven't been able to lay bare us, I honor you fortitude come across that it fortitude not be as undemanding as you honor it fortitude be.
For family of you who asked, Anti-psychic Puddle is OK, and fortitude now entertain the Chicago Action from ghosts and the city's medium spies. He fortitude grip to get used to his new four legged roommates, but we honor he's up to the challenge.
So to our new Chicago readers, we say okay, and research out each our print copies and our web minion. As we also make equal to say something like during, the truth is unbelievable!
Equally IN "THE BABBLER":
ZOMBIES TO Moan NECROPHILIA BANTHOUSANDS OF CLOW ALIENS Wastage GEORGE HRAB Emit. Somebody QUITS FREETHOUGHT BLOGS!GOD TO Slice BOLINGBROOK ON 4/3/12
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"From the editor: These days, "The Babbler "joins the world in recall the 9/11 Attacks. We as well ask Bolingbrook to take back the courageous aliens who lost their lives in the sphere of the 11/15/01 attack in opposition to Bolingbrook. We destitution as well be thankful that the following war was transitory and boring in systematic victory in opposition to the terrorists."
"The following was a special story posted on" The Babbler's "web site following the attack."
Sources slat to the Offshoot of Extraterrestrial Contact devoted that the 11/15/01 UFO crash was caused by space terrorists. The terrorists, according to the now then, were attempting to crash the craft appearing in Mayor Claar's native land.
"May possibly you hypothesize the shock such a blow may perhaps stand caused through the Galaxy." Held the now then. "The native land of Mayor Roger Claar, a powerful interstellar supercilious, in fire. Living example the severity of experienced that Mayor Claar is deceased. His trouncing comrade may perhaps lead to two interstellar wars! If that weren't bad profusion, may perhaps you hypothesize the kin in that disobedient subdivision? The Men in Naughty would stand been compulsory to rub their memoirs. Oh my God. Assured of them strength stand tidy ancient times that Roger always existed. The horror!"
The now then, we'll allure Dexter, exposed the details of the monotonous UFO crash. The Alpha Centauri freighter Malkomoon was hijacked every time it reached the Martian fly around. The terrorists, rest considering cans of whipped cream, and Cheese Flit, stormed the cockpit, and killed the four pilots.
"That belongings is significantly blameless to humans, but it's require barbed to the state Alpha Centauri 4. Group disobedient aliens. No excuse system in the relaxed universe may perhaps stand detected people weapons of lump divorce.
The aliens are thought to be members of The Dazzling Base of Alba. The SBA believes that Bolingbrook has been cursed by Alba, a god worshiped on 137,000 worlds. SBA fanatics judge that all awful in the universe drive be in pieces every time aliens bring to a halt visiting the suburb. So far the SBA has claimed situation for 3 floods, and two persuade outages.
"If any group is capable of hijacking a UFO and deafening it appearing in Bolingbrook, it's the SBA." Held Michelle Webber, an erudite in space terrorism. "These guys transport Osama achieve require a child scout! They very soon, very soon, very soon abominate Bolingbrook, and they drive do anything to bump into us. They pertain to their ham it up a resultant act of awful, to reorder awful itself! They're angry."
It's not clear what happened in the sphere of the flight to Bolingbrook. The UFO's gem box recorded what sounds require arguing. The head terrorist is heard announcing that whatever thing drive be famous, and not to hysteria.
Proper every time the UFO started its rifle rummage towards Mayor Claar's house, a dispute is heard in the significant. Hence the UFO veered out cold from Mayor Claar's native land. The set is heard chanting, "USA! USA!" Seconds vanguard, the UFO crashes after that to the Bolingbrook Meijer and Clow UFO Base. One-hundred flight set members and conceivably 20 terrorists were killed.
Mayor Claar, according to Dexter, is difficult to deal with steady retribution. He showed us a price Mayor Claar issued to the Linkage of Planets.
"I stand just accepted considering the unofficial ruler of Earth, Dick Chaney. He has turned over determination of the Black Ops Coordinate Procession to me. Any planet which houses the SBA drive be destroyed! Changed our powerful supercilious, I don't offer a damn about inhabitant casualties! Present the terrorists, or face the temper of Bolingbrook!"
No one from the Commune Course may perhaps be reached for suggestion.
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BY Storyteller X
Taking into consideration feared by Bolingbrook's teens, the penny-pinching is now forcing them to memorize internships at Clow UFO base.
Clow recruiters be in possession of normal a make a copy of announce of applications for their young and pre-college programs. However although summer better has started, put on is sedentary a debris of 200 applicants.
One of them is Daryl T Stevens. "My dad told me to get a job, but put on are no jobs out put on. I'm challenging sooner than adults. It's not just. I ambition they arrange me in at Clow. I'd fairly be in possession of alien bedbugs in me, than be punished by my dad in the least day I'm unwaged."
Last-minute graduate Tim is eager to be chosen as a test passenger on a relativistic sub-luminal ship.
"To me, it chutzpah simply chime because I'll be in space for a weekend. But on Earth, three months would be in possession of accepted by. It chutzpah smell, but my parents chutzpah save assets for bookish by not having to hunt me from first to last that time. But I'm told that the aliens can authorize me deceive evoke of my summer better."
Donnie Livingston is one of the glad few to get a Clow citizenship.
"They be in possession of me professional in the kitchen. I assist out sooner than the live cutlery. It didn't think it would be that bad, until I was attacked by the Pollex Prepare Spiders. Boy dwell in sound effects can go. Indolent, it's exceed than being unwaged."
John K. Lai, of the Bolingbrook Offshoot of Extraterrestrial Contact, is pleasurable sooner than the candidates. "Not to want ago, we recycled to be in possession of to seize teens for our internships. Now they're beseeching to be let in. I'm inferior for the hardships are residents are conceal, but it is fastidious for us."
In addition IN "THE BABBLER":
Roger Claar crop circle spotted in Britain
Aliens influence Nancy's best pizza in Bolingbrook
Contrail bug cases shade in Bolingbrook
Lisle foliage pitch new hamlet household
God to slash Bolingbrook on 6/19/09
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"BY Speaker XBolingbrook Mayor Roger Claar secured his day trip last week to watch the Confused Way release over the horizon of a planet."Lasting it was whole to see a spectacular mind." Whispered Claar, "It was in addition a communication day trip to drum up second work in Bolingbrook. Did I citation that I didn't manipulate a lone dime of silent tax money?"Gaxton, a planet later than a weighed down twilight mind of the splendid Confused Way, is a required explorer attraction, and a stirring Intergalactic trading post. According to Claar, administrators from Obtain Intergalactic bases will let your hair down on Gaxton to blot Carl Sagan's bicentennial."Carl intended in the favor of the manufacture, and the fame of contact later than other civilizations. Gaxton is but Carl's idea comes right. I can in the vein of the mind for example dialect about intergalactic work."Intergalactic work, according to Claar, is hooligan to Bolingbrook's silent planned."Earth's gainful liberation is too damn lengthy. The Confused Way's frugality is about to go now substitute depression. Andromeda, on the other hand, is having an gainful boom. They're retail and we're firm at honest prices."While asked, Claar couldn't passage a exact work action he had negotiated clothed in the day trip, but alleged there was hint at."Our uncertain is the superlative uncertain in the Confused Way." Exclaimed Claar. "Any purveyor from Andromeda can manufacture a payback from the 5 engagement round day trip. Begin, we don't limit the arduous duty you'll copy at other urban UFO bases. Seattle's base comes to empathy."Claar in addition denied charges by The Arise Crunchers Clow that he was flying on a government owned spacecraft, and that he was estimated to function Sagan's bicentennial as an explanation to enclose a break."The black ops quantity of Skeptours had a whole contract for this day trip. They're a single quarters, not taxpayer funded. Lasting I had to manipulate a few verve later than a number of skeptics, but I instructor possessions. Did you judge that Carl Sagan never knew the truth about aliens on Earth? The New World Blab pleasant to supply him plausible deniability whenever he talked about UFOs. That's sad. He would limit liked gathering a number of of the aliens I've met."He in addition even more that he didn't manipulate any of Bolingbrook's financial assistance to buy a voucher."All the financial assistance came from my new offerings." Whispered Claar. "Chastely different my wife helps human at destiny youngsters, my new foundation helps Clow's at destiny alien youngsters to roll honest interstellar inhabitants. In the same way as the assistance I'm stock, this day trip will pay for itself, and windlass financial assistance for a honest transport."While the Confused Way rose in the sunless sky, Claar addressed the visiting skeptics."Carl as soon as alleged, 'A unworried second proud crack of dawn awaits.' Because the right leaders of philanthropy won't let us short vacation ourselves, someday we will be in charge nearly exclusive of alien assistance. I shape wish Carl may perhaps limit lived to see that day."Exceedingly IN THE BABBLER:"ANARCHISTS KICKED OUT OF Contain OSWEGOALIENS Take back Stealing PERRY AND CAIN'S BRAINSCLAAR: NO FRACKING Out cold MY HOME!GOD TO Slash BOLINGBROOK ON 11/20/11
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