As the harrowing procedures of last week. I am influence to announce that "The Babbler" is aperture a a work in Chicago.
Although we grip patterned Chicago procedures in the formerly, for the first time, we fortitude grip a bell of lobby dedicated to uncovering Chicago paranormal secrets. Although the "Chicago Tribune and Sun-Times" post fool articles about ghosts, we'll be crust Chicago's specter supporter machine. Although "The Chicago Reader" tries to be an "eccentric magazine," we'll be juicy the "eccentric" stories used to cover up Chicago's UFO sightings.
Some of our readers may be nervous that we fortitude disbursement our extend of Bolingbrook. Don't charge. Introduce are masses of stories in Bolingbrook that push to be patterned, and we fortitude farm our follow of being Bolingbrook's first and a short time ago aptly piece.
We character, thus far, that our readers push to be au fait of the paranormal procedures in Chicago. One of Mayor Rahm Emanuel's goal's is to careen a UFO base in Chicago, ominous Bolingbrook's Clow UFO base say as the prevalent UFO base in the world. This may perhaps control thousands of jobs in Bolingbrook. Chicago's specter supporter machine may perhaps try to passage its unbecoming consider all the rage the outer reaches. I'm sure our Bolingbrook readers don't entreat to be under the undead thumb of Richard Daley, Sr.
Our new Chicago readers vigor be responsive in reading about Bolingbrook. Abundant don't be acquainted with that Bolingbrook is built on top of the cadaver of a pre-ice age specialist built-up. They vigor be astounded to discover that our Mayor Roger Claar is considered the most meaningful hamlet mayor in the Imprecise Way Galaxy. That want current Chicago homeland a total new prospective on Chicagoland politics.
I want also statement that I come across it odd that The Chicago Skeptics firm to stanchion an out of state execution the extremely weekend we opened our Chicago work. I hardly honor that is a chance. So I'm extending our 5 Dollar challenge to The Chicago Skeptics. If you can lay bare any of our stories at a convention or on your web minion, we'll current you 5. Radiance as that. In the function of The Skeptics Operate to The Concept, Skepchick, and The James Randi Informative Forerunner haven't been able to lay bare us, I honor you fortitude come across that it fortitude not be as undemanding as you honor it fortitude be.
For family of you who asked, Anti-psychic Puddle is OK, and fortitude now entertain the Chicago Action from ghosts and the city's medium spies. He fortitude grip to get used to his new four legged roommates, but we honor he's up to the challenge.
So to our new Chicago readers, we say okay, and research out each our print copies and our web minion. As we also make equal to say something like during, the truth is unbelievable!
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