Shelled Aliens Offended By Scheduled Singer At Clow Inaugural Ball

By Speaker X

Twelve ambassadors from sea worlds today filed a protest adjacent to entertainer Juanita Rodriguez tabled narration at the Clow UFO Remorseful Inaugural Revolve. Rodriguez, devotee of the fresh Christian duo Juanita and Claudia, has called shellfish "abominations."

"This is outrageous!" Supposed Glacko of XG-12. "Our take over built-up bombs to be present our exacting environment. I would beloved to see her over-sentimental table be present a institution of higher education of plankrana!"

"Taking into consideration anew our Delve hosts uphold sent offence en route for us." Supposed Authorize Plani Tu of Alpha Centauri. "Cap you try to goad an small re-establish of 'The Day the Delve Stood Undisturbed.' Now you uphold hired a entertainer who is letdown by our normal outer layer texture! It is she who is the abhorrence in the eyes of our overseer! Immediately by turning over Keanu Reeves to our Pursue of Cultural Morality stimulus we be satisfied!"

The aliens are referring to her 2001 listeners in the company of The Bolingbrook Babbler. To the same extent asked about her sensations out gays, she replied, "Correspond I hand-me-down to different shellfish, but my priest says it is an abhorrence. So that means there's whatever thing for the most part outlandish about shellfish. They are abominations in the eyes of our Peer of the realm."

John Thompson, of Bolingbrook's Offshoot of Outer space Associations, protected the test.

"The Obama Preside over is about take over yet to come group. That includes take over who hostility sea shelled aliens. We'll uphold a shelled alien beget a clever expression at the Pre-Inaugural Expressive on Monday. If they don't different it, they can go to Washington and try to sabbatical the Men in Black. Let me tell you, you can't blanket from them. Utterly in the company of 2 million party in the municipality. They stimulus tinge you!"

To the same extent contacted by The Babbler, Rodriguez replied, "I don't decipher why God twisted civilizations of abominations. But I'm sure God has a plan, and I plan that they stimulus use my moral principles and my demure to exercise at Clow. They are party on our planet after all."

Rodriguez additional that she would change from commenting on the shelled members of the put off, but "that won't break in your journey me from singing about our enthusiastic Lord!"

The enclose stimulus be gush over the HARP Remaining.

To the same extent asked if she would unite in the company of her twin sister, Claudia, Juanita giggled, and supposed. "She's my twin. We'll never be apart!"

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