The Babbler's" wished-for, at the time seemed irresolute. Stakeout the forfeiture of paper of cassette tape settled, publisher John Olson was border on to calm cuts. The buzz count was cut in partial, and the arise of enhanced photos per issues were discounted. Host believers feared that Chicagoland's around of truth may possibly be silenced."
"Period "The Babbler" was down, it was in truth wasn't out. As our first questioning counting recently selected mayor Nora Wipfler compellingly showed."
MAYOR WIPFLER SPEAKS: ROMEOVILLE WON'T EAT US!
"In arrears avoiding "The Babbler" wearing the struggle, new Area Chair Nora Wipfler in time fit to an interview! Where brazenly the powers that be exposed her from significant the vulgar truth about her diplomacy for Bolingbrook, we found her relative openness to be fairly cold."
Reporter: Thank you for the questioning, madam top.
Wipfler: You can stay me mayor. Someone else does.
Reporter: OK. Genuine Mayor Wipfler, thank you for this questioning.
Wipfler: Oh don't thank me. I simply penury to be able to go to rest and not charge about about a three AM stay from your depress.
Reporter: Not bad loads.
Wipfler: But don't conjure that means I'll put up counting any bigot questions.
Reporter: (Bawl assured pages out of his notebook.) In that case, my first stress is, how do you expenditure being the most high spot mayor in the galaxy?
Wipfler: Galaxy? Oh that's privilege. It feels simply because being the mayor of a voluminous cooperation in Illinois. I expenditure it.
Reporter: Appreciate us about your first gather counting a space alien.
Wipfler: Now mature on. You assemble that would be classified. I may possibly tell you, but so a man in lilac would power to smooth you.
Reporter: Not a man in blue?
Wipfler: I thought a man in blue. Now how about accurate questions that I can answer.
Reporter: OK. Our sources tell us that Old Chicago is being built over the indian assets ground of ancient astronauts. Are you sentient that Bolingbrook may possibly mature under attack from a connote, the alien's decedents, or both?
Wipfler: No.
Reporter: Do you confirmation to elaborate?
Wipfler: Old Chicago isn't being built on an ancient nuclear sediment disposal site. The developer isn't an alien. The communists aren't ordering me to pull somebody's leg the developer. It's simply as real as a shopping meeting counting an privileged fool around setting can be real.
Reporter: Are you sentient about the cause of Old Chicago hope under psychic attack?
Wipfler: I'm sure the men in lilac, er lilac, er whatever color they are, leave stream any such attack. Period it sounds because a capacious couch for a calamity movie. You requirement modify it to Hollywood.
Reporter: Oh no! We're a massive emerge.
Wipfler: Final. Adjoining stress.
Reporter: Amid Old Chicago decipher this year and the on purpose widening of Direct 53, are you sentient that counting improved people hope stylish Bolingbrook, Clow's cover leave be blown?
Wipfler: Clow's cover?
Reporter: You assemble. Clow's cover story.
Wipfler: Oh, the vulgar UFO base senselessness.
Reporter: I've seen evidence!
Wipfler: Harmony down. I'll gift you a quote. Old Chicago is to the South of Clow air- er, UFO base. To the same extent a person leave be looking South, they won't pointer the UFO's flying stylish Clow. That way to the same extent a person claims there's a UFO base in Bolingbrook, we can say, "If current were a base in Bolingbrook, how mature no one has seen it?"
Reporter: Equally we've reckless them counting Old Chicago.
Wipfler: And having the status of a person is indoors--
Reporter: That's brilliant!
Wipfler: That's why I won the take part in an election.
Reporter: You assemble, to the same extent John--
(Wipfler clears her gap)
Reporter: OK. Adjoining stress. You are advice citizens to buy in Bolingbrook. Yet Bolingbrook relies on Interstellar tourism and trade. If the aliens followed your proposal, wouldn't that misuse our economy?
Wipfler: How so?
Reporter: If they did all their shopping on their farmhouse worlds, so they wouldn't shop in Bolingbrook. To the same extent we rely on their hiker dollars, requirement we absolutely be symptomatic of that they burn up their allowance at farmhouse.
Wipfler: Genuine, if they're shopping in Bolingbrook, that means they can't get what they're looking for on their farmhouse planets. So I find out it unlikely that our struggle would make confident them to shop banned. So if we make confident our citizens to shop in Bolingbrook, and aliens shop in Bolingbrook as well, together they'll first-class set in motion our penny-pinching.
Reporter: I see.
Wipfler: Now we're getting foolish. What's the nearby question?
Reporter: Convinced people say that the Bolingbrook/Romeoville joint strategy commission is chapter of a couch to organization Bolingbrook stylish Romeoville.
Wipfler: Without delay not. Romeoville is not going to eat Bolingbrook. It is simply a group fervent to coordinating the increase of our two communities.
Reporter: Loyal of because the Multiply by two Cities.
Wipfler: In a way, yes.
Reporter: I power a chum in the Multiply by two Cities. He tells me that he knows an extraordinarily voluminous of people current who establish polygamy or are in in name only unfilled contact. Aren't you timid that if Bolingbrook and Romeoville act because the Multiply by two Cities, improved citizens leave decide up these in name only "excellent lifestyles?"
Wipfler: I. I absolutely don't assemble how to answer that stress.
Reporter: You're not timid that forcing Bolingbrook stylish a twin urban part counting Romeoville leave hazard customary farmhouse attitude in Bolingbrook.
Wipfler: I'm not sure what I conjure of your guess.
Reporter: Convinced people say that this commisson is slam to the citizens of Bolingbrook, and may possibly organize to a approving war.
Wipfler: Is accurate people named John Olson?
Reporter: Possibly. How do you respond?
Wipfler: I conjure our aliens ambassadors would be able to retailer a edict catch previously any malice. Besides, we are suburbanites. We don't alternative to malice. We alternative to filing lawsuits opposed each other. That's the respectable way.
Reporter: But don't you conjure.
Wipfler: I conjure you power loads drapes. You don't power as assorted pages as you cast-off to.
Reporter: In shape, but I do power one improved.
Staffer: (Walks stylish the room.) Pretense of a me. That man sent discrete communication to you. He says that our ordinances with respect to gas station symbols are too restraining, and that we shouldn't be imprisoning stations whose symbols leg up the policy.
Wipfler: So he thinks a gas station requirement be able to post symbols advertising their products and non-automative products?
Staffer: Yes.
Wipfler: Genuine so. Possibly we requirement let all the gas stations put up as assorted symbols as they penury, and if the promote allows Bolingbrook to be covered in symbols, so who are we to argue?
(Crave slip, and both women burst out pleased.)
Wipfler: That's a capacious one.
"Tomorrow: Mayor Robert "Bob" Bailey gets fixed in a disco hallucination epidemic."
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